So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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