How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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