Nicole vs. Life
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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