I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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