Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Too much gin, very little bucket
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Randomize
