He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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