is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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