I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He kissed a someone with a penis
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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