Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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