would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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