: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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