you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Drunk walkin through police station. America
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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