I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
