Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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