no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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