hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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