its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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