The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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