my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
