how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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