it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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