One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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