How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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