I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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