So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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