I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
areolas are like halos for boobs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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