wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
