you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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