U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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