No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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