I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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