she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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