butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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