"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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