I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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