wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She's just so happy...and so naked.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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