awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I need to calm my uterus...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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