god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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