We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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