He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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