If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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