My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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