I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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