Dual....:-)
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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