Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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