love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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