pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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