their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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