I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
