so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
